The Not Kate Bush Experience - Syreeta Muir

is tutting.

Watching them whispering amongst themselves. She stops the music - a slow violin instrumental of Sensual World - goose-walks en pointe towards the audience. Unsettlingly supple in her wrinkly, grey leotard. A few people titter nervously.

Not-Kate’s red,

crinkled lips are smiling graciously as ushers appear.

These men

are placing pinches onto neck napes. Fixing gazes to the stage.

She holds them; they are the tribute tonight, and she’s a princess 

of patience and white greasepaint, nodding at the orchestra,

who is a man with saggy jowls

that pool over a wormy fiddle;

opening strains of This Woman’s Work. 

Her throat extending in a sinewy scream: "Hee-HAWWW!"

reverberates

high into the Art Nouveau ceiling. Several people pass out and are laid at her feet like wilted petals.

Not-Kate-Bush, is crying

happy tears, 

dancing in jerks and

hip-

thrusts,

opening her wet, wide eyes,

and she is perspiring,

and she is starting to feel beautiful

again.

Originally published by Ligeia Magazine, November 2022

Syreeta Muir has work published in Anti-Heroin Chic, MEMEZINE, A Thin Slice of Anxiety, Roi Fainéant Press, Jake, and others. Her photography and art has been featured in voidspacezine, Barren Magazine, Bullshit Lit, Rejection Letters and The Viridian Door. Nominated for the Pushcart Prize, and Best of the Net for her work in The Disappointed Housewife, MEMEZINE, Anti-Heroin Chic, and Versification. Bluesky’s as @phantomsspleen.bsky.social.

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